I need a night vision, motion detector, lazer guided machine gun

Posted on November 2, 2012 by westlakemusings

….and I need it now.  We are under assault.

Send me specially trained personal, who can maneuver in lower visibility and who can reset their circadian rhythms to confront this nocturnal enemy.  I need a whole arsenal of tools and strategic military tactics.   The enemy is ruthless.

Photos of the carnage:

Armed with chicken wire we have wrapped our tree trucks in defensive. 

Things have gotten serious around here…

They live underwater in the bank

 Dynamite anyone? 

As a last resort we hired ourselves a trapper.                 To be continued……..

About westlakemusings

In 2013 my husband and I retired. We bought an old pre-confederation house out in the country. This blog is about our new world in the country as we explore all of life's possibilities.
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1 Response to I need a night vision, motion detector, lazer guided machine gun

  1. Heidi @ lightlycrunchy says:
    November 2, 2012 at 10:48 PM

    Good luck with your varmints. Efficient, aren’t they?

    Reply

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