We have standards in my kitchen and some of my garden tomatoes just didn’t make the cut. They were too weird to be added to the chili. Check out this tomato…..
Is anyone thinking of Dr. Zoidberg?
What about this one. Perhaps a Proctologist can tell us what he is reminded of ……..
Note: This is just one tomato. Alright. Enough of this childish smut talk. I can blame it on the fumes comes from my kitchen. I think I’m dying from the smell of cloves and vinegar.
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That made me chuckly. It’s certainly one ugly elephant man tomato..
Chuckle.. I meant to type chuckle. I shouldn’t type this close to bedtime.
Mutant tomatoes. They still taste great in chili sauce.
Ahhh that is the word I needed: “mutant”. Love it. You should be writing this thing.
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